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(Video below: Nashville's Waylon Jennings performing "Drift Away" live with the Waymore Blues Band)


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Micro-Stories

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The Anniversary -- Flowers Aren't Enough -- The Lost Bracelet -- Frickie Frak



The Anniversary

Dinah's forebear had been so special to her that she had chosen to be married on the same date as her great-grandmother. The china had been a wedding gift: first, years ago, to her great-grandma and, many years later, to her. Dinah kept the boxes under her bed. Every once in a while, maybe once a year when no one was in the house, she pulled them out carefully and opened them one by one.

There was her great-grandmother's black enameled pitcher with its burst of bright red and yellow flowers on their dark green stems. In another, she found tiny coffee cups laced with forget-me-nots and rimmed heavily in gold. Yet another held six silver-rimmed white plates. In the fourth she found matching bowls. The final box held serving pieces: a large plate, a butter dish, and a gravy boat. She handled them all lovingly, turning them over and over in her hands.

"Dinah! Where are you?" Jeff called from the hallway. He was a large man with reddish skin and light brown hair. He wore it cropped off around his ears and somewhat long in the back. He wore faded jeans and a rumpled blue t-shirt. As he passed by the coatrack, he threw his cap onto a hook there.

"In here with the remnants of my family," she called back sorrowfully. Dinah was small with dark brown hair and skin. Her mouth had fallen at the corners in a near-perpetual expression of dissatisfaction. As usual, she wore sweat pants and a sweat shirt. The set she wore on that day was pink.

"Oh," he said, appearing in the doorway. He surveyed the cloying neatness of the room with its small bottles of perfumes and its lace doilies set here and there under jewelry boxes and vases of artificial flowers. The bedspread was flowered with a white background and the curtains matched. It held five pink silk throw pillows with frilled and fluted edges. "Why do you go through all that old stuff? Why don't you either keep it out where we can use it or sell it and get rid of it?"

"You know the answer to that," Dinah protested just as a scream from Peter announced his presence again in the house. His sister whimpered after him.

"Kids," Jeff said, closing the bedroom door behind him. "Get back and wipe the mud off your shoes. Now!"

Peter and Grace retreated back to the mat by the front door and studiously wiped their boots, scuffing their feet loudly and pushing each other off balance. Little Grace fell finally off her feet and onto the carpet.

"Ow!" she screamed. "Stop it!"

"Peter! Leave your sister alone," his Dad admonished sternly. "Get upstairs now and wash your hands. We're having dinner soon."

Peter and Grace disappeared up the stairs in some semblance of order. Jeff opened the bedroom door again. He found his wife folding the top back of the last carton and pushing it back under their bed.

"One day," she said, "I'll have a fine corner china closet with a glass front and I'll show these pieces off and you and I will use them. We'll have guests that use them too."

Jeff ignored her. "Is dinner nearly ready?" he asked. "I'm starving."

"Get yourself a bowl of macaroni and cheese while you're waiting. Yes, I have something ready to fix in a minute," Dinah said, straightening up and brushing her pants in the front from lint on the rug. "I'll be in there in a second."

Jeff went into the kitchen and Dinah brushed her hair thoughtfully. She was so tired of a life of paper plates and her Mom's old everyday china. It was brown and chipped and looked unappetizing. Dinah put the brush down and dragged herself toward the stove. "We're having hamburger helper with broccoli and rice," she announced, taking the top of the skillet to show Jeff.

"Mmmmm," he said, approvingly, as he leaned over the skillet. "Smells wonderful. Need any assistance?"

"Nope," she said, reaching for her mother's old plates from the cabinet.

"Sure you do," he said helpfully. "I'll set the table for you."

"You will?" she inquired in surprise.

"Yes. I have an idea too." Jeff took the plastic mats out from the drawer where they covered a linen tablecloth with napkins to match. He took flatware out from the dish drain and set all of it out on their large kitchen table. He moved a vase of artificial flowers to make way for the saucer that held butter and took a loaf of bread down from the top of the refrigerator. He found ketchup in the refrigerator and set it beside the butter and the cardboard salt and pepper shakers.

"What is it?"

"Our anniversary is next week. How about if we ask Mom to take the kids and have an elegant dinner in the dining room just the two of us. I'll fix it for you."

Dinah laughed in delight. "And what will you fix, Mr. Instant Gourmet?" That was a reference to Jeff's lack of culinary skills. He did know how to put dishes in the microwave but, other than that, he spent little time in the kitchen.

"I'm going to surprise you," he said with a wink. Jeff knew that he'd broil steaks and bake potatoes and cook vegetables and heat rolls from the bakery downtown. He'd put out the real silverware and buy real flowers for the center of the table.

"You certainly will," she answered giggling.

"And what do you think I'll serve this fine meal on?" he asked teasingly.

"Ah, you want to use great-grandma's china, do you?" she asked.

"Why not?"

"Why not, indeed," Dinah answered with glee. "That will be a very happy anniversary -- for the china and great-grandma and me."

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Flowers Aren't Enough

This time, Quentin gave her artificial roses for the anniversary of their first date. He held them out to her like they were something very wonderful. She put them in a vase without commenting, except to say thank you, and placed them in the center of the dining room table.

"So, you fixed us something special for tonight, did you?"

Katey considered the steaks she had marinating. She thought about what was in her refrigerator now. "I thought it would be fun to just chow down on hamburgers and french fries."

"Uh-huh."

"Did you want to go anywhere tonight?"

"No. We could just stay here and watch TV."

"Okay."

Quentin didn't quite know what to say. He knew something was wrong but he didn't know what. Obviously the evening was not going well so far. He got up and went into the kitchen after her, putting his arms around her waist as she stood over the stove.

"Mmmm," he said, "you feel so good." He nibbled at her ear.

"Quentin, I can't cook if you're bothering me in here." She shrugged him off and moved slightly to the left.

Quentin backed off and frowned. "Anything I can do to help in here?"

"You can get us both a beer." She had hoped he'd bring wine, maybe champagne.

"Here you go." He set it on the counter beside the stove.

"Thanks. Just go in the living room and relax. I'll be out with this in no time," Katey said. She purposefully overcooked the hamburgers, knowing he liked his nearly rare. She took the french fries out of the oven and put their supper on paper plates. Her mood was worsening by the minute and she tried to find the plastic forks and knives and spoons, but failed.

"Quentin," she said, as they sat down and began to eat, "I don't think you and I are really suited to each other. I mean, I think we're wrong for each other."

Quentin put down his hamburger and nearly choked on a piece. He swallowed and played with a french fry. "Why?"

"It's just a matter of taste."

"You mean you like your hamburgers well-done and I like mine rare?"

"No."

"Well, what then?"

"I just can't explain it. We're too different."

His shoulders sagged. "This isn't exactly the anniversary I had planned."

"Well, it might have been better if you'd taken me out somewhere, I suppose."

Quentin licked his upper lip and bit it.

"Can't you just unbend a little sometimes, do something on a spree?"

He pushed the paper plate back with force and some of the french fries fell onto the table. "If it's that important to you, let's go out now."

"No," Katey said. "It isn't just that."

"What else?"

Katey looked toward the center of the table. "It just isn't real. It isn't a real love affair. It isn't what I'm looking for."

Quentin felt like he might throw up. Instead, he stood up. "I'm going to leave now." He put his napkin on the table. "You're constant bickering and picking is making me sick."

She sniffed. "Well, go then."

"I will. I am."

Katey felt relieved when she heard the door slam shut. She threw the roses in the trash.

Over the next few months, she dated feverishly. Her attitude, when Quentin called, was cool. Finally, she agreed to see him again. They were sitting at an outdoor cafe, sipping on iced tea and watching passersby.

"So, what finally changed your mind?" he asked, leaning back in the wire chair and lighting a cigarette.

"Sort of a 'the grass is always greener' kind of thing," Katey tried to explain. She fiddled with the straw in her tea.

"The perfect mate wasn't out there after all?"

"No."

"Will you please tell me what really happened between us?"

"I did."

"You didn't tell it all."

Katey tried to remember what had bothered her so much that she'd thrown Quentin out on their anniversary. "I've forgotten."

"No, you haven't. We were about to have a happy celebration of the fifth month anniversary of our going out, when all of a sudden you went off. You didn't really even thank me for the flowers or the card."

"What card?"

"The card that said: Just as these flowers will last, so will our love for each other over the years."

It was Katey's turn to feel like she might throw up. "I didn't see any card," she said.

"Well, it was there if you bothered to look."

She gulped. "I'm really sorry."

"Yeah."

"You want to know the truth?"

"Of course."

"I don't like artificial flowers. They signify something that isn't real to me. If I'd seen your card though, I'd have understood what they meant coming from you."

Quentin leaned forward and covered her hand with his. "My love for you is as real as the silk of those flowers."

"I wish," Katey said, wondering what to do about the missing roses, "I'd read that card."


Music file above: That's It, sung by Sam Cooke

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The Lost Bracelet

Their disagreements settled, centered as ever on the same resentments and recriminations.

Pauline's face was red, contorted like an overripe apple. "You've been seeing her again."

"No," Jay insisted, "I have not been seeing her again."

Pauline shoved him out of the way and then turned to say, "When are you going to get that bimbo out of your life?"

Jay crumpled his cigarette into the ashtray. "She ain't no bimbo. And," he added, "I ain't seen her for months. She's mad."

"She," Pauline emphasized the 'she',"is mad?"

"Forget it," Jay advised. "Like I told you, like I told her, it's over."

"Sell that damned stuff," he said later when he found her with the small mahogany box empty and jewelry strewn around her folded legs. She sat on the floor fondling her favorite pieces.

"I will not," she protested. "They're family heirlooms."

"We need the money," Jay thundered in reply.

"Well, go make it then."

Pauline's large body shook with anger, as he pounded a fist on the bedroom wall. Wiry and angular, he was smaller than his wife but his yelling and banging eventually drowned her out. She put the jewelry away and went to bed in tears that night, waiting for him to come in and explain, to apologize for his most recent burst of temper.

Some two months later, police determined that Jay died around 2:45 p.m. on Tuesday, June 8. The lab found the cause of death to be asphyxiation. Pauline cried nearly from the time she finally gave in and called for help on June 5, to the time officers discovered the body. The couple had their problems -- a few scars showed that -- and to begin with she thought maybe he just left for a few days to cool off. After five days though, she knew that Jay would never stay away that long without calling or coming back. It chilled her. Her shoulders shrugged in despair. Every day she waited by the phone for any news at all. Finally her friend on the force, Danny, appeared at the front door.

"Now, sit down," he said, consolingly. "I have bad news." His bulk seemed to fill the living room. He put his arm around her back and held her as her body shivered with sobs.

"Do you have you any clues" she asked, "as to who could have done this and why?"

He shook his head in the negative. "Did he have any enemies?" Danny asked carefully.

"Not any that serious," Pauline replied.

The case remained open on the books, unsolved.

Pauline rearranged her life to that of a single person. She felt afraid of the outdoors, now, and rarely went out. She vowed never to marry again. She turned down offers of dates. Later, she agreed to have a roommate. She and Sheila often walked way back in the forest where Jay's body had been found. "Right here," she would say. "Right here, he drew his very last breath."

Sheila would shake her head in commiseration. "It's very sad," she would say.

One day as they were walking that way, Sheila noticed something sparkling from under the ground. She knelt to dig out what appeared to be a gold bracelet. "Hey, look here!" she called to say.

Pauline came over and frowned. "I've been wondering where that was," she said.

"It's yours?" Sheila asked.

"I must have lost it here sometime when I was weeding around the trees where the lilies of the valley are planted," Pauline answered. She rubbed the bracelet clean with the corner of her shirt and put it on. "I'm so glad to find that. Thank you!" she said.

They walked on. It was a relatively short distance to the dismal place where Jay had said his last goodbyes to the human race.

"What do you think happened?" Sheila inquired again.

"I don't know. Maybe a hobo killed him. Some crazy man." Pauline shook her head in dismay. She never forgot the day she knew for certain that Jay would never be at her side again, never be in her bed, never laugh or fight with her again.

Some weeks later Sheila was talking with their neighbor, Sam. Sam held an aversion to Pauline but he liked Sheila alright. "You'll never guess what happened," she said, partly just for something to talk about.

"What?" he asked.

"Pauline found a bracelet she'd lost in the woods years ago."

"Oh," he said and frowned. "You mean, her gold bracelet, the one that came up missing right around the time that Jay disappeared?"

"How did you know about it?" Sheila inquired.

"Oh, that's her great-grandma's. She had a fit trying to find it, asked around everywhere."

When the police arrived and pieced together what had happened, they charged Pauline with voluntary manslaughter. They said that she and Jay had one of their frequent and vociferous arguments while hiking one of the forest trails. He walked off, out into the woods in a huff. She followed him, yelling and refusing to let the disagreement die. It got worse and she finally asphyxiated him with her backpack. In one of their scuffles along the way the bracelet had fallen off.

Sam and Danny agreed that she played the grieving wife and widow well. They admired her ability to cry when she knew the truth all the while. Pauline protested her innocence over and over again but police insisted they finally solved the crime and closed the books. There was, of course, the matter of the life insurance she received and their history of serious disputes. Pauline exhausted her appeals and settled about getting ready to go to prison for eight years, four on good behavior.

Her last words to Sheila were, "Will you keep the gold bracelet, and my other jewelry, safe for me?"

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Frickie Frak

Frickie the Frog opened his mouth for his first croak and said, "Burp!"

His mother looked down in consternation at seven babies to see where that came from. "Burp?" she said. "Frickie, was that you?"

His brothers and sisters were all croaking contentedly under or near her soft belly. Frickie sat to one side off-balance and nearly toppled as he answered her dutifully, "Burp!"

Stella, his mother, peered closely into his eyes and said clearly, "Croak." Frickie studied her as she repeated slowly, "C-r-oa-k."

Frickie drew in his stomach, puffed out his chest, stretched his large back feet securely on the rock and said, "b-b-b-Burp."

"No!" Stella said so loudly and suddenly that he lost his balance and ended up on his back with his feet in the air, toes wiggling distractedly. "C-r-oa-k."

"k-k-k- -Burp." Frickie foamed a little toward the treetops as he struggled to right himself.

His sister Hattie seemed both disgusted and amused. "Croak," she said. "Croak. Croak. Croak."

Soon her brothers and sisters joined in, teasing and mocking him. Croak." C-r-roa-k."

" b-b-b-b-b-Burp, bubby," little Mack (being the smallest) called out from the safe side of his mother. "b-b-b-b-Burp," he intoned in a singsong tone hopping from one back foot to another in baby frog jig.

Soon the others took him up on it, ringing around Frickie, dancing from one foot to another, and singing in mockery, "b-b-b-b-Burp, b-b-b-b-baby, b-b-burp" as Frickie hopped further and further away.

Finally, he dove into the water and disappeared in a widening circle of froth and green algae, until they believed he might have gotten away. And then they heard it from a distance. "Burp!" "b-Burp!" "Burp!"

Stella and the babies turned their heads this way and that and finally located the source of the sound. It came from behind a large and broken off tree trunk nearly moulded to the ground.

"b-b-k-Burp!" the trunk said.

"croak." "croak." "croak," all the siblings shouted back as Stella rose to her height and demanded angrily, "Croak!"

A longer and longer silence enveloped the cove. Nobody spoke. A frog crisis had developed as they waited for a sign.

"burp."

Stella strode and swam over to the beach where her son had hidden and splashed fresh water over him with the back of her large foot. "Say it again," she demanded. "I dare you."

Frickie sunk as well he could into the wedge between the sand and bark. 'k-k-k-k-k-k-k."

Stella relaxed and licked him on the top of his head. "Okay," she said. "It's a start. You can come back with the rest of us now."

"b-b-b-burp, b-b-b-baby,"Mack hissed softly as Frickie snuggled up under his mother's left foot. "k-k-k-rrrrrrRR," Frickie responded, spitting a bit in the process toward little Mack's general direction. "Croak, "Stella murmurmured softly to her babies as they drifted off for their afternoon naps. "C-rrrrrr-oa-k, cr-rrrrrrrrrrrrr-oa-k."

As they snored slightly, daddy Olaf appeared out of the water with a large and splendid splash.

"Cr-rrrrrr-oa-k?" Stella asked.

"Br-rrrrrr-r-rk," Olaf assured her as he flicked a small gnat from her eye.

Frogs, digital graphic by jH

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(Video below: The Dance played on keyboards by Dale Mc Intyre)








Alien, oil pastel by jH !Lilliput Jobo!
Graphics above: Alien, oil pastel by jH, and photograph of !Lilliput Jobo!



Appalachian Mountains photo by Charlie Dyer, Kingsport TN, Click for 'Appalachian Voices'

Appalachian Stream photo by Charlie Dyer Kingsport TN, Click for 'Appalachian Voices'



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